renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

(via supersassy-jin)

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

(via supersassy-jin)

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

(via boobs-and-champagne)

manufacturedmonsters:

Your mental health is more important than your grades, the size of your thighs, or what other people think of you.

Fuck everyone who says otherwise. 

(via educated-puta)